janvier 2010
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“Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole...”
– Ray Bradbury (via booklover)
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“Earth is the only planet not named after a god.”
– (via fuckyeahtheuniverse)
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an...”
– Mitch Hedberg
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyo
You: heyy
Stranger: if you were dressed as a bear in the middle of a crowded city and you had to do something stupid to a heap of people to be filmed so people could watch it, what would it be?
You: i would pretend everyone was a salmon
You: and go forth and procure said salmon
Stranger: o.o
You: delicioussssss
You: that's what you were talking about, right?
You: or did i do it wrong
You: ):
Stranger: not sure
Stranger: okay
You: well what would you do
Stranger: lets say
Stranger: you were remi gaillard
You: who's that
Stranger: you've heard of him, right?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: search him on youtube
You: shit i did that wrong too
Stranger: its okay, dont kill yourself
Stranger: i need you
You: but i can't take it
Stranger: nonono
Stranger: no pressure
You: everyone expects TOO MUCH OF ME
You: GOD DAMN
Stranger: everyone i talk to dies
You: YOU KNOW WHAT
Stranger: damnit
You: YOU'RE A FUCKING SALMON
You: GET IN MY BELLY
Stranger: but you aren't a bear
Stranger: now
You: YES I AM
You: FUCK YOU SALMON
You: I WILL END YOU
You have disconnected.
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christoferious:
If you liked it, then you should have:
A. Cloned it
B. Put a ring on it
C. Taken more pictures of it
D. Subdued it with chloroform, hacked it in to manageable-sized hunks, and disposed of the pieces in the garbage disposal so no one else can have it
All of the above sounds equally funny.
I”m going to go with C. ;)
Ask me anything
ps that was totally...
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Sausage party No. 2
Stranger: 17 year old boy here
You: lol same
You: SAUSAGE PARTY
You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO
You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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“Well I’m as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce
You’ve got...”
– So What’cha Want - Beastie Boys
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BREAKING NEWS: CELEBRITIES RESEMBLE THEIR PARENTS →
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
SERIOUSLY MAN
SERIOUSLY
WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN